Jesus I didn’t know about any of that stuff. Terribly sad.

If the USPS doesn’t pick it, OCP certainly will.

Sadly enough it’s probably only a matter of time before the #allpanthersmatter movement picks up steam.

Welp, I’m crying at my desk now.

Awful, just fucking awful.

My 2yr old and 4yr old decided to feed change into the secondary Xbox One (mine is downstairs and they aren’t allowed near it) in our house. 18 cents in the slot. I was not very happy but fortunately it wasn’t hard to get out. Biggest issue was just prying the outer shell off of the Xbox. Really impressed with just…

I can’t wait to see his reaction to this. Well then again I guess I can because I can’t stand to watch more than maybe 15-20 seconds of that garbage ass show at a time.

Been playing the 10 hr EA Access trial and agree almost completely with this review but one thing not mentioned is why can’t DICE put a normal flight control scheme in the new Battlefront games? Seriously? I have never played anything where the roll and pitch controls are on separate sticks. After the awful flight…

...with his dog.

One of the greatest “tall man fitting into something obviously not designed for him” scenarios I have ever witnessed was in college when we were playing (basketball obviously) down in Florida and got to go to Disney. Most of us rode Space Mountain and the 3 centers rode on one car, so it was me (6'8") and another guy…

6"8" guy here and I know this sort of story all too well.

I am completely disappointed in your complete lack of informational charts and graphs in this post. This is Exhibit B of why Deadspin sucks now.

Fuck everybody—I’m 6'8" and just happy when I actually fit in a car. That being said it’s doubtful I’ll ever be able to get a Mustang (surprisingly fits nice but we have 3 kids). A nice alternative woul be a Mazda 3 if I would fit.

Sadly I’m sure he’ll in a couple of weeks he’ll just get another law enforcement job 20 miles down the road.

We can only dream.

I think he just did.

<harmonica solo>

This got me good, real good.