6"8" guy here and I know this sort of story all too well.

I am completely disappointed in your complete lack of informational charts and graphs in this post. This is Exhibit B of why Deadspin sucks now.

For some reason, I read the headline in his voice.

Fuck everybody—I’m 6'8" and just happy when I actually fit in a car. That being said it’s doubtful I’ll ever be able to get a Mustang (surprisingly fits nice but we have 3 kids). A nice alternative woul be a Mazda 3 if I would fit.

Sadly I’m sure he’ll in a couple of weeks he’ll just get another law enforcement job 20 miles down the road.

Agreed—when I first saw the cast I wasn’t sure about it, but gave it a shot and liked it quite a bit. Also thought it was a good setup for more installments but guess it didn’t work out.

We can only dream.

I think he just did.

<harmonica solo>

This got me good, real good.

Ugh, hate I missed out on that Vizio deal. Stopped by my local Walmart just to see if they would price match their own fucking website and of course not (since it was no longer in stock). Oh well.

Ugh, hate I missed out on that Vizio deal. Stopped by my local Walmart just to see if they would price match their…

Whoa, Oak Hollow Mall. I haven’t been there in forever and didn’t know it was this dead. That’s pretty much what they get for putting it in that location. Not that it would have mattered in the long run, but if they would have put it on the south part of town, close to 85, they probably would have survived for a few…

It was amazing to watch. They certainly did have plenty of other missed opportunities but he really checked out at the end. On the Pinson rebound he didn’t even attempt to box out and on the Meeks one he semi-tried. If he just would have bodied up his man on either of those two attempts they would have at least had a…

Guys, it’s not a serious problem. It’s simply a pro-lapse.

Just turn The Second Renaissance (from the Animatrix) into a full movie. It was really the only thing that was really good on that disc (rather it was amazing) and would be a spectacular prequel. You wouldn’t need anybody from the previous Matrix films either. Please, Cheesus, make this happen.

Perfection

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

So they added the battle mode arenas that should have been in the game from the get go? About time but I don’t know when I’ll give Nintendo another chance.

I hope that “unlimited amounts of Mormon girl butt sex” was written into his contract.