Well said. I kinda feel like it’s the prequel to Idiocracy. Not to that future yet but well on it’s way.

I still lament the loss of my first gamertag on Xbox Live, The Penetrator. I had it for about 8 yrs or so (got in on the XBL beta) before somebody with an alternate spelling of the same name reported it and MS made me change it. At least I had discovered Zardoz by that point so my new name reflects that. I was amused…

Hello?

Fart!

Hey Volvo future computer, generate a nude Tayne.

THIIIIIIIISSSSS. SO MUCH THIS!

I played for him in college and will appear in every post on Deadspin about him to sing his praises. He is the real deal and has busted his ass to get to this position. I don’t know if he’ll succeed, but I certainly wouldn’t bet against him. I was by far more excited for the Niners game last night than my normal team…

Those are the standard 43” rims I see.

Trippin balls man, trippin balls.

I hope so. Next, let’s recapture the magic of WFL’s helmet cam. Seriously. Maybe even double cameras so it could be in 3D. Now that would be fucking trippy.

As someone who played for him at Catawba I won’t pass up any opportunity to say just how great of a guy he is, damn good coach too. I hope the Niners can recover from this terrible offseason so he at least has a decent shot at success.

Oh he didn’t wear a suit at Catawba—he was always decked out in athletic gear. I hate to hear how the Niners are already self-destructing before the season even starts. It’s looking more and more like he’s the captain of a doomed ship.

They need to put a chip in the ball also, so you can track it during the play.

I played for Coach back at Catawba and will just say that he is awesome. I hope he is successful as a head coach because he is the type of coach you want to play your guts out for. The awkward press conferences are all just icing on the cake. I’m waiting for his Wally Riggendorf moment because I doubt he enjoys the…

Watch it again—instead of just falling he plants both legs and pushes off hard into Horford’s leg. He could have just fallen down but instead decided to pull a dipshit play that regardless of intent could have caused a severe injury. SCRAPPY

Fucking exactly. I’M GOING TO RUN FULL SPEED AND DIVE INTO YOUR LEGS/I’M GOING TO BOX OUT YOUR KNEES. I’M SO SCRAPPY. I’m only watching now to see somebody lay that bitch ass out. Shit put somebody off the bench in just to do it.

Yes, pushing into the Horfords legs instead of just falling or diving into a standing Korver’s legs. SO SCRAPPY!

Well after that 5 min or so stretch in the 4th quarter where the officials tried their best to fuck the Hawks over I’m surprised they didn’t count that shot. Thankfully at the 2 min mark or so they must have gotten a memo that they could no longer call a foul on every Hawks defensive possession.

I don’t want to live in a world where the Rockets advance any further in the playoffs.