Ehhhhh, I want to give the benefit of the doubt here, truly. When it comes down to it, I know I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing that one of my daughter’s day care workers hates being there. I’m not asking for it to be their pride and joy or life mission, but as a parent, it would concern me. Especially given how much…

Alternatively, they could have done the test on you know, snow.

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At some point in history my kids got possession of fake dog shit that looks troubling real. They use it often and it has been an April Fool's staple in the past. This morning I went into the bathroom and saw it on the floor, Ha Ha real original guys. It was only after I'd picked it up with my bare hand I realized…

it is a shame that they're not donated

Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

No no, cabs are not "a stranger's car". A cab is a company's car. A company that is regulated, conducts real background checks , and ensures the person driving is who they say they are.

What this country needs is more family and less government.

You mean getting into a stranger's car is a bad idea? If only there was some parental advice on this matter...oh yeah "don't get into a stranger's car, idiot!"

Why talk to a doctor that knows nothing when I can ask the Internet that knows everything?

From my understanding it really depends on how much the parents are paying attention. Typically a vegan diet wouldn't have enough nutrients but I'm sure you can make up those vitamins and such other ways? I would want to talk to a pediatrician before I did anything like that.

As the owner of a toddler, I could not fathom what I would do if I decided that he could not eat cheese. Cheese is pretty much his favorite food. That said, he hates meat. Maybe it's a toddler thing.

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

Making a car is easy-peasy. Not sure why more people don't build one themselves.

Things doctors pull out of people, ranked: 1. Appendix 2. Teeth 3. 401K 4. Satanic spirits 5. Blatant lies as to their dietary habits 6. Beer bottles from the anus. 7. Balloons full of heroin 8. Blood 9. Kidney Stones 10. Your soul.

I'm a man and I fall firmly on the side of Team Dick Melter. A pedophile making unauthorized recordings of a teenager, you guys? Sick fucker deserves whatever punishment said teenager can think of.

Mike Yeo has been your head coach for four years now. Joke's on you!

I know I'm not the only kid that read this book:

"Phone tricks girl into thinking she shoots her videos in landscape mode"