Probably a good move for Seattle. Cano has always been terrible in the post season. Problem solved.

First Place in the Atlantic!

"It's just 'Gronk,' your honor."

Gronk: Please, I know what that means. Just last Monday, Coach was saying all "Gronk, you can't let Kuechly push you around like that" and I was like "No worries boss, I'll get more physicist with him on this next route."

Do you also pre-cut slips of paper with your phone number on it for the ladies, ala apartment hunter style?

At least the school didn't just put its head in the sand, like rivals Oregon State Technical Research Institute for Culinary Health.

This is false advertising, Tom. I tried dropping a couple of logs in my neighborhood's swimming pool earlier this summer, and instead of relaxing people freaked the fuck out on me.

Steve Kerr's Uncle Drew videos aren't quite as well produced.

His nose sorta looks like the Buddha if you squint

hmm...you can only bring Chris Farley back for one sketch: Richie Incognito or Rob Ford?

The House GOP immediately filed a motion to terminate Russell, based solely on the fact that Obama embraced this Bill.

This is very depressing and only goes to prove that God hates Jags.

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Fuck the Browns."

"Age is just a number."

Muhammad Violates Rights of Patriots

And maybe someday, people will quit sticking a microphone in front of this asshole.

The Fellowship Of No Rings

Mushnick uses the words "baby mama" three times in a 550-word article about said "baby" being killed. He uses the word "mother" zero times.