In the future there won’t be any bathroom breaks.

Not sure if this not a private toilet. Better scour the walls for a porn stash.

Once again technology takes inspiration from mythology.

This is circuit that overrides Asimov’s 3 Laws.

But for me, it was Sunday.

Mace Capsule. Don’t open it without face protection.

Network? I bet he got mad as hell.

Baby Week is an oxymoron, I never knew any Baby that was strong.

MUUUUUUULTIPASS!

Not to mention flying cars.

Does it work on Megan Fox?

No Kevin Smith story is complete without Prince:

We’re gonna see some serious shit!

I hear it’s 88 articles per day.

These are some amazing nukular certificates.

Instead of just using the enourmous stockpile he can control directly, he just gives it away to third parties. Sounds logical, if you are a troll.

Churchill wouldn’t wear this!

Sad elephant is sad.

Random Internet Commenters, of course.

Maybe it’s a bank account number. Imagine the interest on that!