Really, Commander?

Really, Commander?

As long as they tear the statue down in a few years and make a new version of it, with more pubic hair.

a cold storage area for any dead bodies that couldn’t be buried

It’s always current!

How do you even mail the Change of Address Form? Two-Headed Pidgeon?

I bet it’s like entering another dimension.

Yeah, open it, and add a note

The last you will see when the revolution comes.

Shelly Duval, noooo!

Da, comrade!

All glory to the hypnodisc.

I always though my soup needed some melted plastic to really be perfect.

I like this kind of Malthusian nonsense.

That dude said that 100 years ago, and white people are not extinct!

Is J. J. Gittes available? He could break the water monopolies like a boss, with minor side effects like go watch Chinatown alreadystuff I won't spoil.

I'd use a shovel.

The only thing that question convinced me of, in fact, was that I wanted no part of working for the ass-clown who asked it

98. Who discovered how to vulcanize rubber?

You're right!