Why not just run Spotify? You can get the terminal commands by googling "Spotify on Linux" Then once you have Spotify running, and your library imported, plug your idevice in, and let Spotify control it, just like iTunes. To hell with Wine, and definitely iTunes!

My favorite part was where you cited nothing to support your argument that weightlifting in prison contributes to recidivism on the outside or violence in the institution.

I feel like you skimmed the article.

Who did he offend?

Great point! I have no idea why he didn't write this essay with you in mind!

That looked like an awfully soft technical foul to me

We're not on this blog to compare salaries. If we we're you would lose. There are people on here with Mclaren's, entire Porsche collections, and a few millionaires - like myself. There are baristas, too. We have one thing in common though, when we say "clutch" it means the fucking pedal on the left.

But yet there are so many other insufferable clues:

You're probably insufferable and I only say that because you said "clutch."

maybe he shouldn't have punched the guy in his neck?

He closed-fist pushed a guy in the neck. The fuck are you whining about?

I'd hardly call what you did "reading."

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.

The Bruins fans should worry about their PK because Montreal's P.K. scored 2x against their PK.

Maybe they should sign this guy to help with the choking...

Sharks: [assess position]

EXCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!!!! Mr. fucking Jernalist

But this does bring up another pressing issue: We need more teams named the Abraham Lincolns.

That's called a headline. The lede is the opening paragraph

I don't think you needed the word 'hilarious' in the lede.