See these? This is what I do - get yourself a kitchen funnel, and a bottle with a speed pourer on top (you can find them at pretty much any department store). Transfer your oils to one of them - the one on the left is olive, the center is vegetable oil, and the right is...well, empty right now. Anyway, the speed…

This one is Spike Lee.

I think he was a final boss in an old NES game. Canseco was at a horrible disadvantage, what with having to land three critical hits to defeat him and all.

[goes blow-for-blow with mirror]

"I kind of took it a little overboard. Emotions came out and got the best of me."

Seyah Mailliw reportedly escaped the incident with no injuries.

Russian soccer fans want this American import at their stadiums immediately!

I'd say the guy in the gorilla costume is the overall offender.

Riveting commentary on your part

You Can't Spell
I
_ _ _ _ D
WITH
ROB
_ _ _ _
Without
STANFORD

But you can infer "dumbfuck" without any words at all.

"I'm confused. What's a 'Ducksumb F?'"

You can't spell Stanford Cardinal without "stand for anal"

You can practically hear the Tecmo Bowl music as the play unfolds.

In all seriousness, I understand the inclination to say that you don't want to train your daughters. But, no matter what the sport, profession, workplace, community, etc., the response cannot be keeping your (or anyone's) daughters away from it. That only serves to deny your daughters access to something. Instead, be…

More like Dennis Schr 8===D er, amirite?

So you're saying Andrew Bogut is the St. Louis Cardinals of the NBA.

High School Non-Athlete Zigs and Zags To Ridiculous Cotton Mouth.

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.