Don't worry this storify crap is just as awful on the computer.

So I'm not going crazy. There wasn't some alternate reality where they changed all those guys' schools.

Jokes are fun.

Simple was feature a lot on here. I'm not sure why you think Ally is so much better on turn around on deposits via app as Simple is faster than a brick and mortar for me. But either way whatever works for you.

Yup sorry that's what I meant.

I use it as a sort of fun money account. Any checks I get get tossed in there (usually the monthly check from my roommate for his half of the bills). Then I make sure not to budget with that money. So I can blow it on going out to the bar for happy hour, or I can save it up and get me something fun or go some place…

It wasn't very nuanced. Just assume joke on deadspin and it'll be a lot more obvious.

Really had to force that joke in there eh?

Ya he's been injured. Missed the whole of preseason and just started playing in U21 games last week. Should presumably be good to go by the Norwich game.

Who would have guessed Greg would pen this...? Jesus try to be a little unbiased.

And they've had to play without all the people who will be providing the creativity this year (Holtby, Lamela, Eriksen).

Well if it were Wegner, he'd say yes. Otherwise you cause too much turmoil.

Wait, who commissioned a statue of Sigmun Freud?

Indeed it did. Very happy with the way it worked out.

Those are not full music programs. They exist simply to manage the music. I think that's slightly off topic here.

He's probably trying to get a cute in the moment picture of his son(?) sitting on his wife's(?) lap.

You'll have to fight me off to get them.

/golf clap

Ya but you can be too drunk to drive without being so drunk you need to be cut off.

So you're new here huh?