"But we figure it must be worth it to someone since there's so damn much of it. But... apparently not."

And yet I can't do Facebook 2 factor auth since I occasionally clear my cookies..

Silver lining!

This. I can't believe all these people are saying (in a very holier than thou manner I might add...), that all touches of the phone are instant grounds for ending a date.

:( I can't see the thread you're replying to (Kinja!!!), but I'll agree with this very much (if you weren't already agreeing with me).

I believe he is using grill to mean face here.

Do your stick figures turn out like that?

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+1 I'm really the first?

+1 Go Go Godzilla

"Your stupid" Right.

Good/great defense? Sure. But it takes offense as well to be outstanding "bro"

"He plays admirable defense and is pretty solid offensively. He doesn't make dumb mistakes and is a team first player." This is entirely accurate. While a very useful player, outstanding he is not..

Outstanding? Is that you Landry?

+1 ticket to hell

The motherf*cker thing is actually a play on a famous movie quote. Also, who said they were moving to kinja in order to discourage crass and witty (why would they want to remove wittiness?) commetns?

I thought nobody watched soccer..? How could that get into basketball then?

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