Yup, you allow the public on your property, it’s a public way.

Don’t worry about it; all you have to do is follow 3 simple rules: One, never underestimate your opponent... Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside, never start anything inside the bar unless it’s absolutely necessary. And, three... Be nice.

I just laughed loud enough to wake my wife up.

This.

Your mother ruined you.

I once saw the best martial artist I’ve ever known get the wax from a candle thrown in his eyes and then beaten sensless by a guy half his size.

No, he doesn’t. He sounds like a guy who would piss himself if someone threatened to punch him.

You shut your mouth.

Juries assign blame in percentages.

What’s your point?

But seriously, buy yourself a pair of Truck Nutz, because you apparently don’t have any.

lol

Yeah, whoever owns that is buying her a new car.

In the way of what? I’m smart enough to not block a plow truck, and I’ve pulled more than one emergency vehicle out of the ditch.

I’m going to be charitable and think that UPS felt it was not their place to comment on this woman’s kidnap and rape. That is her story to tell or not tell as she sees fit.

Stupid Kinja won’t let me edit new posts.

Fear of snow is Chionophobia. Learn something new every day.

Yeah, I think it’s mostly used for when a cop wants to fuck with you and can’t find anything else. We saw a hippie chick stopped by a cop in Northern California and he was going to have her towed because she didn’t have any shoes. My wife gave her a pair of flip flops and he had to let her go. I think he was just mad…

It’s 51%.

I actually gave my wife her Fit for Christmas. She looked at every car in New England and fell in love with a new red 2010 Fit Sport. She then decided she didn’t need a new car and started looking at used Fits. She was ready to buy a 2008 a few days before Christmas, so I told her I would take it to our mechanic and…