Lighten up, Francis.

Most people are scared to drive in the snow.

Loose snow gives more traction than an icy plowed road. Unless it’s really, really cold and powdery, then you should skip work and go skiing.

Just the tip?

Driving batefooted is illegal most places.

And buy the heavy duty jumper cables, the extra five bucks is so worth it. And learn how to use them before you need them.

Only dickheads try to reserve on-street parking. I will throw your shitty chair on your stoop after I drive over it.

Fresh snow gives better traction than a plowed road that’s basically ice. If you have the clearance to not get bogged down there’s absolutely no reason to not drive. The fact you’re afraid of snow doesn’t make it dangerous.

You sound angry. Perhaps a warmer climate would help.

Only dickheads try to reserve on-street parking spots.

“The problem with wanting to go ahead and start saving money on the F-35 now is that, for the most part, the time to speak up was 20 years ago”

I don’t know why, but I feel sorry for anyone who owns a Volkswagen.

And you cared enough to delete that comment. My suspicions from the Chelsea Manning thread were correct, you suck.

And yet, here you are, commenting on those exact things.

Having Comcast Business at home is the the best.

No one in New York City owns a .22 or a .410? I would have corrected this problem the second night.

Series 1 are the prettiest cars ever.

Seriously, spit it out.

Spit Clarkson’s dick out of your mouth, it’s making you talk funny.

Because you’re a bad person.