Did they tell you to douche as well? Because that makes exactly as much sense.

They have no legal right to sue Texas untill one of their members has been harmed by the law.

lol

I know this is a fucking horror show, but I’m laughing my ass off at the thought of how pissed all the PROC shithooks are right now. Maybe 70 years was long enough for us to pretend.

Naw. Homes just needs to stand so he’s always looking to his right.

Bullshit. If he had any sort of a decent personality no one would find him creepy.

#notallmen

Jesus Christ, will you shut up about Pewdiepie already? I come to Kotaku for serious gaming topics, not to read about Pewdiepie from fangirls like you.

No one who has to finance a minivan needs a plane.

Cut down on the amount of pot you smoke and go see a shrink.

I don’t think ‘pastors’ should be allowed to drive on public roads until they pay their fair share of taxes.

Sorry, Orlando. The baby is mine.

You don’t get to decide what is art.

Oh, pooky.

I always root for the fire/tornado/flood/pyroclastic flow in these situations. Either evacuate when you’re told or shut up about it.

Your picture makes me happy that I’ve been teaching my daughter the proper way to stab someone.

He was wearing this hair and mustache and dithering in the cookie/cracker aisle. I told him if he didn’t get out of my way I was going to knock him on his ass.

I would feel perfectly justified in slapping this woman.

*Makes rude jerking gestures with his right hand*

My kids call me Papa, though I’m way too old to be a hipster. I did yell at a hipster yesterday, though. His prissy little mustache pissed me off.