We built a new house in 1999 and we needed a retaining wall between our property and the guy next door so his house wouldn’t fall down the hill onto ours. The building contractor gets it done, all well and good.

funny thing is critical thinking and sound judgement doesn’t require degrees, lest of all medical. medical degrees do require those things though.

This really just sums it all up.

Well then, that’s where my sympathy for them ends. If you want to be a parent so badly you’re willing to risk public health and safety to do so - yet not badly enough to be flexible on how your kid enters your life - then you don’t really want to be a parent. You just want to breed. And your right to breed on your own…

Turns out that being famous doesn’t make people smart (though many famous people might think there's a correlation, given their propensity to hold forth on subjects about which they have little knowledge).

Wait. HOW is buttered toast so far down on this list?? A thick slice of good sourdough, crunchy yet chewy, with real amish butter melting into all the pockets? Sprinkle a bit of sea salt flakes on it? Heaven I say!!

Not just ‘one of the ministers’, but the HEALTH minister. Who felt ‘peaky’, but chose to ignore her own office’s advice and still attended meetings and held a number of surgeries (constituent meetings) so has likely infected half the UK at this point.

So you went to a Trump rally and neither witnessed, nor recored, anything new or different from any other Trump rally, and then left after 10 minutes.

There is, I believe, a brief mention of Aldovia in The Christmas Knight film, meaning that also takes place in the same shared universe. Which also means that Vanessa Hudgens has played 3 identical characters that all exist in the same universe at the same time

Belgravia existing on this map is much, much more disturbing than even the basic scariness of a Netflix Cinematic Christmas Universe. Vanessa Hudgens quite literally watches ‘The Christmas Prince' on Netflix in Belgravia! Are we meant to believe it's an in-universe DOCUMENTARY???

It’ll always be the redneck murder truck for me.  I still think about it.

Gakwer?  Where have you been Rip fuckin’ Van Winkle?

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Please, no. Even when she’s doing the blank eyed thing, lets try not to taint Villanelle’s/ Jodie Comer’s beautiful eyes with this vapid individual.

Blank eyes! Exactly.

Ivanka wishes she had a fraction of Villanelle’s charm and style. 

Villanelle is SO much more clever and entertaining, though. lol

Either way, it’s safe to say that there are a few other monikers that are far more appropriate Johnson than “Prime Minister.”

Poundland Busey. It is known.

Keanu Skeeves