“Go outside” is a lot more aggressive when you say it on a submarine.

The guy I used to date was hella cool until he started vaping, then he instantly turned into a douchebro who’d blow clouds at strangers in public and insist he has the right to vape indoors and in any public space.

FTFY

I keep saying the same thing re: chaos theory due to some sort of time travel shenanigans. It’s the only way any of this makes sense. We took such a massive wrong turn somewhere and nobody can exactly pinpoint it, everyone has different theories as to how we got here. But you and I know the truth: some fucking idiot…

Sorry, I’m not googling any of that for you. :P

Say it with me:

I just made uncomfortable eye contact with my dogs-it’s like they knew what I was reading about

Exactly.

I used to sail aboard commercial vessels. As a cadet, I was occasionally given the inglorious task of unclogging grey/black water lines. I found so many condoms causing blockages.

When I saw Fight Club, the part that disturbed me the most was Brad Pitt peeing off his condoms into the toilet. I was like, “IT GOES IN THE GARBAGE, ASSHOLE.” Only paper in the toilet, people. Only paper.

It’s the “his own people” that’s most telling. At a subconscious, gut-belief level, Spicer doesn’t consider Jewish Germans and Austrians to be Germans and Austrians, i.e. Hitler’s people. He considers them wholly Other in a way that is analogous to Hitler’s own Othering of Jews, gays, Communists, dissenters, etc.

Holocaust centers.

I’m with you. I hesitate to comment on these type of articles because oftentimes the comment is “I’m not in favor of the death penalty, BUT”. No, there should be no equivocation. Just like abortion you believe in it or you don’t.

I’m so happy that you made it out safe and sound. And that employee deserves all the compliments in the world - is there any way you could let corporate know in the off chance that they can praise him for it?

So, this had me shook for a minute today.

Sure, it could work and be okay. But you can also have an abortion and be okay. You have two beautiful kids already, and even if life with a third child could be fine, there is nothing wrong with deciding you want to keep the life you have. You described feeling viscerally that you don’t want another child. It sounds…

CONGRATS!!!

Clearly not as good as yours !!!!

Fuck you guys. One of my cats was vomiting this week. Like bile and stuff. It took me a couple days to figure out which one because they were all acting normally. I finally figured out it was my Tiny Wots, so I took her straight to the vet. She was refusing food and water. Doctor felt a mass in her abdomen. They took…

I got my dream job. Literally my dream job. I start in May. I am freaking out. I now have to quit my job and move and start this huge new process but I’m so fucking thrilled and I can’t believe it. Holy shit. It’s not quite official but I’m waiting for my contract to be sent to me (Tuesday) before I announce it but…