Hey fellow Jezzies!

Those string lights keep trolling me on Facebook ads, but this is the first time I’ve seem them in context and I quite like them!

Haha, love it! The ‘fuck this’ took my by surprise - more than it should have, but it was a pleasant surprise!

Oscar is a fine name! (I’d go so far as to say ‘ozzy’ for short is ok - it’s the most acceptable of the three.

I’ve always thought Nana sounds way older than Grandma, although I know of several Nanas who refuse to be called Grandma because it sounds ‘old’.

Can you imagine if they did photoshop him to look thinner/ more muscular/ chiselled? It’d be hilarious! They should totally do it, I don’t want to see his stupid face either - on that at least we agree.

Third time watching this today,

This makes me sad...

Woah woah woah, Ellie - Mom crush? He’s the crush for us all, thank you very much.

That orange glo-slug will never be poor. He’s a fucking terrible business man yet he’s still got money. I wish I could say that I don’t get it... but unfortunately, I totally get it...

Your co-workers? Ugh, I’m so sorry. I’ve always been super lucky to work with mostly other fairly liberal people (plus, I’m caucasian working in an extremely white area of the UK so I guess I’m not that exposed.) But on the occasions where I have heard it, the person who’s said it has been taken to task pretty rapidly…

Hell no, don’t send them back to England - we’re dealing with our own shit right now!

Um... are you me? Seriously though, you are, aren’t you?

Haha, Brit here! Yes, it was a ‘thing’ here, in that it was suggested and went viral. As for us actually doing it - some did, but generally it wasn’t a huge movement because we’re all far to British and reserved. Ironically, I believe the idea originated from an American woman’s post about brexit.

Urgh, I really hate pork. A friend of mine used to be a surgical health care assistant, she said she can’t eat pork after seeing the cross section of an amputated leg - it looks identical to a leg of pork. (I hated pork before this)

Yay job, yay friends! Good for you!

Is this where I can finally admit that the smell of bacon makes me gag?!

I’d never heard that story before, jeez, I can’t even begin to imagine that trauma

I hate how Farage is getting in on this - he’s so fucking irrelevant, no legitimate politician wants to touch him with a ten foot barge-poll. I wish the media would stop trying to convince us that these putrifying vats of toxic waste have any sort of political message. Those fucking sensationalist hacks are the reason…

OMFG I LOVE IT