Oo, if we’re talking about weird sex dreams can I share mine? I had a sex dream about ‘Robin and Marion’ era Sean Connery once. I was so grossed out when I woke up (because eww, wrinkly old woman beater who probably spits stale Whisky when he lisps sweet nothings in my ear) but I was proper into it in the dream. I…

Right? I was talking to a friend once about how as a teen you’re made to believe the tiniest glimpse of an unsheathed penis will impregnated you but when you actually start trying you realise how tricky the business really is.

I know anecdotally of a case where abuse initially was missed because the kid said daddy had been playing in the garden last night. It's so important to teach the correct terminology, plus there's way to much prudishness around anatomy and bodily functions.

I just almost died because of this comment

Love Rob Smedley, always makes me laugh hearing his Boro accent in amongst all the ‘F1 accents’. Just Google it, turns out he's a Normanby lad!

Wowzers, you’ve been told exactly the same thing three different times!

I remember this really well, woke up to the news on the Sunday morning, my sister had a radio alarm clock and the news was going nuts. I also remember how the media had been absolutely slating her right up until that day, she went from being a ‘Jezebel’ to ‘Queen of Hearts’ in the headlines. My first realisation that…

Jesus tapdancing christ, that was close

I freaked the fuck out about turning 30 but I’m two years in now and it’s great! As someone else said upthread, thirties are for figuring out what makes YOU happy. I’m just getting on that now :-/

Hey, good for you. Well done!! I’ve thought about getting an Etsy shop before but never got anything sorted -good on you!!!

He was a dick because his status allowed him to be a dick, Jane didn’t take his shit and he fell for her because she made him a better person. They were intellectual equals and that’s why they were attracted to each other, they challenged each others views of the world. If you’re talking about people being a dick,…

I’m super late to the party, but if you can get it you should watch the 1997 version of Jane Eyre starring Samantha Morton and Ciaran Hinds. It’s gorgeous - soooo much better than the 2011 version. It’s my favourite period drama by far, and considering how much I love the Colin Firth Pride and Prejudice, that’s a…

Yeah, but your corrupt police are worse than our corrupt police because they’re from Someforeignland, which is, like, bad.

You’re right - being a woman, I didn’t notice that. Well done!

NO... WAY... Someone has made a comment mansplaining to a manspainer about the joke - WE HAVE REACHED TOTAL CAPACITY, THE INTERNET IS DEAD, SAVE MARAGRET ATWOOD - SHE’S THE MOST IMPORTANT WOMAN!!

Fuck ‘em, I only care about MY rights as a wombvagina

Dude, let me guarantee 100% of the regular users of this site know it's a joke, the ones who aren't getting it are visitors. (I'm only telling you this because you don't seem angry, just confused *shhh* don't tell anyone!)

Does it have a vagina?

I’m petitioning to drop the name ‘woMEN’ and call ourselves ‘wombvaginas’ instead

Once I saw the heading I was rubbing my hands in glee, seriously dudes- you come to this site with the sole purpose of trolling, how can this go over your head?