Let's cut the metaphors though, when RACING, surely speed is greater than the ability to shunt - regardless of your sport. I'm all for strategy, but bullying cars off the track isn't strategy

I'd love that to be a legitimate everyday verb - it would make insurance claim forms so much more entertaining

it's cool, it doesn't happen enough for it to be anything other than pleasantly surprising for me, plus it makes me feel better about those people in their early 20's who talk to me like i'm an old fossil (that actually happened recently) HA! Karna's a bitch, girly! I seem to have gone off on a tangent.
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Looking for advice really, so recently I had a bit of an epiphany (on here actually) that I have unhealthy habits around mixing with/ keeping in touch with/ making new friends. Basically, I'm super shy and withdrawn and I just don't really feel like I have anything to offer, or if I do, that I can't sustain it long…

I dunno... I'm 5'9'', 29 yrs and still occasionally get id'd. (Yes I secretly like it, yes it's a brag- oh yeah!)

Darling, I think it's time for our coitus to be peppered with tumultuous vigor

Sorry to jump on this comment, but it's just lead me to an epiphany about myself. I had a string of really shitty friends in secondary school (11-16) who were as you described (toxic) and I think my realisation of this as a reflection on myself stopped me from being close to new friends. To this day (I'm 29) whilst I…

Well she is spawned of Keith Allan, who is a complete idiot.

Oh, I'd like to think EVERYONE in that tattoo parlor knew how Roman numerals work... I'm possibly wrong, but wouldn't it just be so delightful if once it was permanent someone turned around and was like, 'huh, well I'll be... '

Yes, I totally agree. When you mum died (secondary cancer after breast cancer) The thing that really hit me was how much of a lie movie cancer death is, there are no last words, no final goodbye or walk to the ocean one last time. It's horrible, it's slow and painful to watch and I was so pissed off that I wasn't…

I've had 4 brain tumors over the age of 9-14, the first one, I had the CT on the Friday and was in Theatre on the Monday (I think those were the days in timescale-it was 10 years ago so it's fuzzy, but it was deffinately well within the week). The other times I was already under specialists so they were spotted early,…

Yes! Dean and Logan were both terrible people. In the scene where Dean first cheated on his wife when she answered his phone and he's like, "so you answer my phone and you don't take a message?" and "I do all this for YOU", gross... At least Logan was a more obvious A hole. But Jess, he was a nice guy underneath all…

Ah, my bad. In my defence, I'm in the 'idiot' phase of my cycle. Hoping to resume normal function in next few days.

Did I miss something? That didn't sound obnoxious to me... over sensitive alarms can be triggered by any trace of vapour, even hair spray or body spray.

Re your quote:

When I was a kid I discovered I could suck my stomach way in and push my stomach muscles right out so my stomach looked like a 'w', it was my party trick because it grossed people out so much. (it was gross, btw, an extreme and unnatural version of bikini bridge). I wonder if I should walk around like this now?

"This is in no way appealing or attractive. All I can think of is how much it would hurt if ya had a chance at that body. Sharp edges and protruding bones everywhere! No thanks!"

I know what you mean, I too am likewise inflicted, Its hard to comment without thinking its gonna sound like a humblebrag, but then I go back to worrying that my small breasts make me less of a woman and that my stubby little fingers are out of proportion with the rest of my body and I forget all about thigh gaps and…

This picture, I'm trying to read quietly as my other half is asleep, my eyeballs almost popped out trying to hold my laugh in!
I'm keeping this for a special occasion...

Absolutely! I'd never want to make anyone feel bad about their personal tastes, but if like the same curtiousy returned to me. To be honest, I've got better things to do than worry about who finds me fuckable, I just don't get why we have to be graded on it.