As a cowboys fan, the jersey is in the mail.

Because he has that sweet robin hood money now.

Well judge, voters are just saying they no longer want you. 

Thank god American politics is not like this.

I remember Limewire for something else.

*I am

When does this come out, I need some Grant Morrison shot up in this veins.

Bad news, his family lives with him in DC......actually he and his family are rarely in Texas.

As a Texan, Ted Cruz getting re-elected is probably the least embarrassing thing that happened last night. Our AG is GOING TO JAIL FOR 90 YEARS and he got re-elected. Our Governor, when he was AG, represented a doctor who was high on cocaine and murdered someone on the operation table. If anything, Ted Cruz is weak…

It will be really awkward with the GIANT JESUS TATTOO ON HER CHEST.

I found it hilarious when he said all the media there was fake news. 

You do realize he has said he DOES NOT WANT TO BE BOND. Leave this man alone.

Thank you for reminding me that I need to pick up this series.

Can we get out a vote to stop this show from existing?????????

This garbage team

Waiting for it to be a image of a dumpster fire.

Surprised this article isn’t dedicated to Luka. Seeing the whole writers room loved him before the draft

Gators Orange and Blue would be weird but easy to explain. My penis went on a vacation and my blue balls followed.

Oh, I can be offended. NOT ENOUGH GREEN AND NO NAZI RED.

According to his IMDB, they have only worked together 6 times and not 10. But that maybe more than any person should work with Tom Cruise.