And just like that, Daryl Morey offered 4 firsts for Derrick Rose. When reached for Comment, Jimmy Butler said “ He could not score those points unless I sat out because I hate Andrew Wiggins”

Sounds like a genuine asshole

Too many words, don’t want to disappoint people.

Outlaw King official review- You get to see Chris Pines penis

Rocky cut his open

That escalated quickly, from pissed at you HOA to reenacting the Holocaust. 

Jimmy texting Thibs “I ruined KAT game” “You gonna lose to Utah tonight” “ Watch me put up 50 against Golden State and talk shit to the bench the entire time”

All these wanna be Belichick and Saban types need to go smoke some weed and relax.

Giannis would never get striped like that.

Sooooooo, make sure you have the Bears defense in fantasy football this week. Got it. 

$5 million is what this guy is making. I will gladly do this for 3 million and pay my staff handsomely and save some money.

DM your boss a dick pic. 2 reasons.

Just put a small fire up next week and gradually evolve into a dumpster 

But Tyler Perry is far from that.

10-9 to the coach, no wonder he lost the fight

I did have a friend, but I realize his car was actually terrifying to ride in, and now I have assumed that mantel.  

Because he doesn’t want to keep cross dressing for the rest of his life and only be known for that role.

Because its dark and angry and accurately express the political climate of the post-modern middle east and their relationship with capitalist America and Israel........ also its angry

On to the 2019 season.

Since 2001, Tom Brady has the most wins at the Bills stadium of any QB. That list also includes Bills QB’S. Think about that for a minute.