“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

Well, if the president had a mother who cared, he wouldn’t be swimming in the ocean...

My wife and I have gone twice to DW without kids. You shouldn’t do it unless you like riding the rides, eating nice meals, watching the closing light/fireworks shows and laughing at the people having to deal with kids and surly teenagers.

The official test result documents[...]have been withheld by the TDLR due to potential pending litigation.

I feel like somehow the Republicans will turn this into another reason to try to keep women from obtaining contraception — OH, YOU WANT THE ISIS PILLS, HUH??

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

Exactly. Republicans accuse Obama of not addressing “islamic extremists,” and yet he has expended our drone war to drop hellfire missiles in at least 8 countries: Somalia, Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and allegedly, the Philippines. Who knows how many civilians have been killed in each week of…

No one cares about indians. Maybe if they would have built more than huts in the 10,000 plus year head start they had in the area, then they would have been respected. Be glad we taught you how to build a casino. You’re welcome.

Hello, Black Americans. We understand your issue with race and all, and I’mma let you finish, but we’ve really been screwed over for a couple hundred years longer than you and nobody seems to give a shit any more.

I don’t know, I think they were desperate for a replacement fighter and Diaz was the best one available. It would be awful for fans to cancel the fight and Holms vs Tate (though probably the best fight of the night), isn’t nearly as much of a PPV draw as McGregor. It was just an exhibition fight anyway, there’s really…

“Good for them! Unless they’re black or Jewish.”

when your Grandmother’s swinging from a tree,

“TL;DR”

That’s the dumbest statement I’ve ever heard about fighting. Everyone knows that’s how you drop 40 pounds before a fight.
JEEZ.

I regularly do when it comes to his fight companions. I think they’re entertaining.

Grasping for straws, anyone that listens to his podcast regularly knows Joe Rogan is not a racist.

The aliens that assisted them had it.

Has Queen Elizabeth II ever eaten a hot dog? My wife says the answer is probably yes (just not with her hands). I doubt it though. I think a good old-fashioned American wiener is probably too common to ever present to a royal.

Only a minor baddie, but can we give an honorable mention to the Scottish lord in Braveheart whose head Mel Gibson smashes in with the ball on the chain - while riding his horse through the guy’s bedroom?!

“I like the Rock and/or Roll musics”- J. Kasich