A planned parenthood in Ohio was the only place that would treat me when I was having pregnancy complications with no health insurance. I was visiting family, and just found out I was pregnant the day before I left. I woke up one morning during my visit with intense cramping and severe bleeding. I had no idea what to…

Hmm, looks better and waay more accurately preserved than some lions of our era. Swedes, take note of how you REALLY preserve a lion carcass!

Glad it does. It looks sweet, like a proper spin-off of Clash of the Titans. Epic scale, mythology-based not mythology-constrained, special effects, action: it is Set to take my money!

Hardy would have had his Ferrari backed out there.

Somewhat related,

Doctor’s also report that he was able to remember to “Pass it to Kobe.”

My friend Jerry makes $5000 per month and he never has to leave the house! And you can too!

The craziest rumour I’ve seen is probably this:

I’ve found that your best insurance against greedy offspring conspiring to kill you is enormous piles of debt. Give them subtle hints about worthless it would be to kill you by allowing the cable/internet service to be shut off periodically from lack of payment. They’ll be embarrassed of you, but let you live. And…

Special holiday-shaped Peanut Butter Cups taste so much better than plain-old PBCs.

This should tell us where to find the grail.

I like American Dad’s version best so far. Danny Glover speaking and Charles Bradley singing.

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

He might just be into weed. Weed and hate.

He looks old enough to release a statement supporting Otto Von Bismarck.

“They found grain in there too, right?”

Recently “renovated” one bed/bath studio, 1600/mo firm, deposit needed. No pets.

It’s the most thoughtful, calm and delicate pudding ring a retired neurosurgeon could possibly sport.

NASA also released a new video of the catastrophe. You can hear that the people in the background are shaken by what they had just witnessed.