Slay the Princess isn't on sale.

This is just theAV Club equivalent of intentionally misspelling a word to increase engagement; just being wrong to get people to comment.

And why is he always dealing with pools?

Arguably, my parents never knew how to make me, that's why I'm the mess I am today

Wow, your standards for what constitutes must-see horror are incredibly low

Torrenting can't be stealing if paying for it isn't owning.

Didn’t Disney already publicly destroy DeFuckface and his oversight board? Disney’s lawyers stripped the board of all power until “21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III, king of England.” Did something change?

OW! FUCK! Who left this scorching hot take here?! These things are fucking dangerous!

I mean mostly I’m commenting to deflate the notion that any movie is “objectively” bad. And while I appreciate you asking, I realize that anything I say next doesn’t really matter, I’m not going to change your mind; the movie either works for you or it doesn’t, maybe more so than any other movie I’ve encountered,…

“I don’t care if these movies are good, they’re boring!”

Counterpoint: Skinamarink is very, very good.

Don’t forget Star Trek: Tiny Desk!

Just get a VPN and don't worry about it.

The Wicker Weather Family Man

And I Think You Should Leave? And restarting the Irish mob?

No I Love You to Death? Unfortunate.

Yeah, and the Best/Overrated/Underrated/Outlier annual movie recaps. And so many other things.

That’s what a Cesar looks like? Thing’s ugly as fuck

https://youtu.be/5onC93dc0cE

Don't try to confuse the issue with your half-truths and gorilla dust!