I am so sorry to hear that :( I can’t even think of that without getting foggy-eyed. Animals > people.

Move to Austin. Dogs and weed are the two driving forces of everything.

I have one due Monday that i am currently on here avoiding.
Been doing lab work all semester but, science being uncooperative with me, i didn’t get far enough to do the analysis which was the whole point of the paper. Having to reevaluate how to put this mess together and still have a cohesive project that doesn’t…

Siberian tiger. Basically the same reasons as you but with about 500 extra pounds, more snow, and less trees.

golfing manboy who pudged out at year three in the Sig Ep house, committed himself to a life of special-occasion jewelry, then visually aged a strong 12 years in the seven months post-wedding

My guess? A man being beaten to death by his wife?

I can't believe it took this to make me realize if (WHEN) Twin Peaks returns, it will be without Jack Nance. I could cry all over again.

Seconded.

The day we left London, my partner’s sister was so sick she said her goodbyes from bed. On the train to Heathrow, the girl sitting across from us spontaneously vomited all over herself (at 8 in the morning) then proceeded to freak the fuck out and rush off the train. I should have seen the signs.

I was born in Texas and i've lived here all my life. I love so many things about Texas: The people are friendly, the food is amazing, we have wide open spaces, and plentiful animal and plant life. It breaks my heart that what the rest of the country- the world even- think of my state is this bullshit right here.

Yup.

You look amazing. I love the lip colour and the cat eye.

Tipping is a form of decency in American society, Sarah. If you are not tipping, you are not being decent or respectful. You are being terrible, and you should feel terrible.

The only possible response to Brett Ratner apologists.

Wonderful human being. Was she born here? Can she be president?

I was stopped at a stop light with a car stopped behind me when that car was rear-ended by two others. It was bad driver dominoes. Once the cops got there, the lady driving the 4th car (who caused the 4 car pile-up) told the cop that, yes, she had hit the car in front of her but, it wasn't her fault because she had…

Diarrhea is the best excuse. No one argues with diarrhea.

I did this too! Kind of. I had a horrible topical allergy which caused my face to swell and redden. Well, it did that at first, especially around the eyes. Then, the swelling went down and my skin started flaking off. Not so much flakes but like giant chunks of skin. I looked like i had radiation burns all over…

Hello universe, am i the only person in you who doesn't get the fervor over Flynn? I didn't read the book (i book snob hard), but the movie was just awful. While i certainly don't blame Flynn for the bad acting and such, the bones of the thing (which i will assume stay fairly close to the source material) belong to…

This is a straight up plastic sex doll face.