It’s worth pointing out that the Jets named the fans as the third star in last night’s game and that this is cute.

I am starting to believe that none of the Deadspin writers ever lived in the suburbs.

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

Local deli is always the choice. Go support some local people who probably work way to hard and make very little money. Oh and get an edible sandwich in the process.

I'm impressed that you didn't even get into their breakfast sandwiches and how weird and disgusting their "whatever this substance is that they claim is egg" is.

McDonalds doesn't make burgers, they make McDonalds.

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

I mean if you’re ordering a steak and cheese from Subway, I fucking hate you. Like, forever.

I wrote a response to this.

This is Pseudosussudio. Great, great beer, a personal favorite.

Yeah! Cuz shit you don't understand is STUPID, amirite?

I don’t know what they’re going to do about all the players recently out of UNC. None of those guys show up on tests.

Nice Emmy..?

Wall tapestry!!!

All I took from this article is that Barry tells his cat all about his day.

How to read an advice column without convincing yourself that the author thinks you're an idiot

Terror is my great motivator: I know that if I let things get too bad, I might just give up on sweeping altogether. The upshot is having a remarkably clean floor, which, as it turns out, is kind of nice.

It cannot be said enough. Drew's rankings were not only annoying but so fucking wrong.

You know Rally drivers don't have that problem. There is no pay or prize money.