“The shots! There were six of them! That’s extreme.”

I say this is true not based on some silly sexist belief, rather than on the fact that I sell a ton of this beer at my place because women do in fact love it. . Women's tastes run different than men's, it's not sexist to acknowledge that.

At a hockey game: wait for a stoppage in play to leave/return to your seat. Thanks.

in related news, Rory McElroy was asked what he'd be if he wasn't a professional golfer he replied "a virgin". Just for comparison.

Look, I'm not going to pretend I authorized this recipe. Motherfucker wins Chopped and all of a sudden he's muddling cherries all over the place. BUT THAT SAID: I'm ok w/ beating the fruit up a bit sometimes. It's better than just letting it float around ineffectually. I respect Drew's old fashioned journey.

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

Our own Drew Magary won on Chopped tonight. There’ll be a full recap tomorrow, but for now enjoy this.

I can’t believe I’m asking this but does anyone have a Food Network stream? I have to see this

Keeping the soul theme going with the best of them all...

I think Marquette is around $25 million, and they are known as one of the top spender in the NCAA on Basketball. I’m guessing other Big East schools like Georgetown spend even more than that.

You also can’t put a price on following Rick Barnes’s 17 years of underachieving. 17 years! Texas has all of the resources of any historic basketball superpower with none of the high expectations.

The bar incident also resulted in the loss of 31 teeth.

as someone who has spent the last 2 seasons calling stats for both mens and womens D1 NCAA basketball (womens game has had a 30 second clock the last two seasons), it always feels like a womens game has less dead time or "stand-still" with someone dribbling at center court watching paint dry.

The more important rule…

So, I knew Geno has coached women’s basketball... but, has he ever watched women’s basketball?

The first half of the UConn-Dayton women’s Elite 8 game was better basketball than 90% of the men’s tournament games so far.

April Fool's.