Jeebus, do they make you turn in your shoelaces every morning when you get to work?

No, that's Bing.

Well, of course he aimed for the corner. He knew a Swiss keeper wouldn't pick a side.

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

Reminds me of an old Cheers episode (which I've never actually seen, but the line is burned into my brain from being in a commercial captured on a VHS tape of a tv broadcast of some movie or other that I watched many times as a kid):

Idiots! That's California!

I never knew how desperately I needed to see a dog try to catch a taco, but now that I have, I'm just so satisfied.

Bad call, but from the ref's position on the court, it was the only court he could make.

Please make sure someone checks on Leslie, Tom.

Leslie, I have no idea who the rappers you write about are, but you've turned me into a SMU fan today.

It's over. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck was all 64 seeds, and he swept it.

Gotta admire the long-con.

It's not a slam dunk at all. It's a 3-pointer, dummy.

I've been listening to this album a lot over the past few days. And one thing seems to ring in my head a lot:

I have a lot of thoughts, but mainly to the response to this album. Working in the rap world myself, while I see a vast majority of people digging the vibe of this album and being something refreshing for this generation of the music. Some folks out here saying "now they selling revolutionary raps to white chicks?"

What kind of second rate sports site would pay for a picture of a naked athlete?

Seerakuse Youknavercity, every buddy.

Well, damn, now that the floodgates have opened - let's talk about PLUTO NASH!