3:16 on 3/16

I find this all hard to believe.

All right, now I've gone down a Hamburglar hole. Dude used to be terrifying.

Ugh, fucking scorekeeper truthers.

Go on...

Yup, these are his readers.

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

Talbot traveled.

Don't deny me the opportunity to spread the narrative I want to spread, Anthony.

Hmmm, strange, none of these clips demonstrates HOW FAR CAN YOU PUNT A FOOTBALL?

Personally, I get more out of the "flaming clown rape" than I ever will from a beer reviewer that openly hates Yuengling Lager. Seriously, fuck that guy.

Reached for comment Monday, Tebow vehemently denied that he has evolved.

At this point, are there any mumblings that the Cowboys made this whole story up and "leaked it" in an attempt to ruin his negotiating ability?

I fully support this idea.

I don't know if he'll be able to replace Kane, but they should be able to lean on him a little bit.

TZATZIKI DOESN'T STAIN CAST IRON AND IS ENTITLED TO BETTER SEEDING

3 teamer:

Emmitt Smith was in a real corundum when he bought his fiancee a ruby engagement ring.

I'm sure you get this all the time, but I swear I just told myself, "Man, if I ever have kids, I'm gonna raise 'em like Albert does."