Most americans think of communism as "a centrally run state that aspires to provide equal protection to all citizens, regardless of social status" which sounds nice, but of course has problems. The centrally run bit has been the issue with most so-called communist regimes... they quickly devolve into fascism or just…

I feel Kate like you could write a very good psychology paper on how Red Queen is best approximated in mankind via dating apps. Everyone thinks they have the best application, and on average none of them manage to make the experience enjoyable. Most of this is due to the ever new, and always invasive ways "bros"…

When you pull back a nasty pile of garbage and expose a location where cockroaches have been living and breeding to the light, they all immediately scramble for cover. And like cockroaches, the kinds of scumbuckets who send those sorts of messages will find some way to adapt and survive.

UGH, yes. It's so annoying when people assume that what works for them must also work for absolutely everyone else on earth. Given the diversity of hair textures and such, it stands to reason that some people - to really look their best - need that daily wash/blow dry intervention.

Yeah, I can't tell you how often I've been lectured by the more follically gifted on how washing your hair everyday is the work of the devil blah blah blah until they see me one morning pre-wash and are all like, "Oh. Never mind."

Jasmine was always my favorite. She doesn't take any crap from anyone. Not her dad. Not Jafar. Not even Aladdin. Sure she fell in love with Aladdin and married him, but you never get the feeling she needed him or any other man to make her life complete. She would have been just fine as a spinster cat tiger lady.

I saw something once that basically said you know you're an adult when Ariel is all, "BUT I LOVE HIM," and you're like, "biiiiitch please." Shut your mouth, Ariel, you sound stupid right now.

True story: I recently watched a House Hunters and I actually kind of liked the home-buying couple. But then at the very end they had their baby and they named her Gentry.

I have a friend that named their daughter that was born in September... Addison Clark...if you don't find that appalling. Just quick Google, Clark and Addison.

Ursula's obviously the true feminist hero of that movie. She's one of the rare Disney women in any kind of leadership role. (Well, not that rare, but the only one in Disney's second golden age of The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and The Lion King.) She's smart, she's talented, she's aggressive, she…

I have fine, straight, oily blond hair in a short bob, and I wash it daily- there's no getting around that daily wash, if I intend to go outside. My hair starts getting greasy about 14 hours after my wash, so I use good ol' cornstarch baby powder (Johnson & Johnson magnolia-scented cornstarch baby powder, to be…

This is the same woman who insisted that Roman Polanski drugging a drunk teenager is rape, but not "rape-rape." Of course she doesn't have any questions.

so dignified

if they're going to stick with Lady Vols, and the Lady is appropriate because it connotes someone who extends courtesy, then I see no reason that the men's team shouldn't be called the "Gentleman Vols".

All this helpless throwing up of hands: "What do you do?" "What could you possibly do?" "We shouldn't even talk about it because it's all so confusing and upsetting and without a conviction I can't possibly believe my friend would ever..."

Always warms my heart to see anon going after people who actually deserve it. Willing to bet some of the people involved with the case are related to the doxxed clansmen.

Maybe frozen steak-chewing is one of those "dimensions of compatibility" measured by eHarmony?

Did anyone check if those steak people were werewolves? Did they ask if the silverware was stainless steel? I wouldn't go out on a full mo0n around that city.