Yup, it’s definitely a type. The same dude tried to get me deep into the Tolkien mythology. He attempted to guilt me into reading The Silmarillion, which I found to be about as dynamic as the book of Genesis, but somehow even less relevant to my life. He also tried to force me to listen to Iron Maiden.

“I don’t think it’s a good idea for your partner to be your project.”

“I don’t think it’s a good idea for your partner to be your project.”

Ok 29 is too old for that-def for the best you’re not with him. IDK. I’ve been with the same person 13 years and we get along pretty well and I don’t think I’ve been through anything like the trials and tribs of other people-and that’s how I prefer it. I don’t think it’s a good idea for your partner to be your…

This was an excellent rant. I’m assuming the singing clown is a metaphorical clown and not a literal clown? If not - YIKES!

Yeah, I have to agree here. Leaving someone with a week’s notice makes it pretty tough for them to figure out the logistics of their situation, especially if they were splitting rent, utilities, food, etc. with you. Seems unnecessarily cold to do, especially if this person is your best friend.

Congratulations to Mindy!

Here’s how that exchange happens in my house:

It’s a benefit in a ‘it makes your wife temporarily happy, but not really because you’re clearly not happy being there, so really she just hates you for an hour and then gives you the cold shoulder for the rest of the day’ kinda way.

Sounds to me like you’re forcing him to come because he otherwise wouldn’t hold up his end of the partnership... which isn’t going to be resolved by having him begrudgingly accompany you to the mall.

I don’t like wasting vast amounts of free time on things that don’t require my attendance. I don’t ‘drag’ her to home depot (because she fucking hates it, it is not at all interesting to her, and I don’t have any power fantasies that need to be actualized), and she doesn’t ‘drag’ me to run her errands with her. We…

Agreed, lol.

Why not just give the kids the money and tell them to leave you alone at the mall for hours so you can fuck and have more kids....oh, I see the problem.

I rarely go shopping with my wife unless we are buying things for our children. She likes to shop and feels uncomfortable shopping with someone that doesn’t like it as much as she does. She in turn doesn’t accompany me to soccer games because she doesn’t enjoy that. Married people can do things separately and also do…

This. If it’s a pop by while we’re at the mall (which, why the fuck would I ever, ever set foot in a mall) sure, I’ll go in, but otherwise: nope. I guess I would go if it were taking our kids (don’t have any). Otherwise, like you do your thing I’ll do mine is pretty great; including for short weekend trips and shit.…

You picked the log, didn’t you? Do. Not. Sit. On. The. Log.

Did you pick the shoes as your weapon? That’s why.

Oh no, I’m Ivanka. Where did I go so wrong??????? :(

I got Ivanka...at least it wasn’t Eric or Jr.

THATS WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. SHE’S THE BEST ONE.