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Right? From the Post article: “...U.S. District Judge Liam O’Grady said that the actions of others were irrelevant.”

sorry, this wasn’t meant as a criticism of you and your reasoning seems totally valid, I’m just frustrated because all the stories about the stanford rapist I’ve read today have have referred to what happened as him ‘having sex with an unconscious woman’ and it’s pissing me off

The nanny offered up her niece when asked about needing a teenage girl? What the holy fuck?

It also kind of makes a point about which bodies are right for the public to see. We hear everyday about stores covering up magazines in which women’s bodies that are too “exposed” (aka boobies), that apparently have no problem showing a woman battered and bruised.

I feel you, but profiting off of others’ abuse and misfortune is also gross so...

I have mixed feelings about Jaime’s tweet. On one hand the magazines are profiting from this drama. On the other hand is covering up domestic violence ever the right choice?

We aren’t and we don’t need to be. A lot of people have some form of cognitive disability. They’re still responsible for their actions so far as they’re able to understand them. If someone’s functioning at a level where he’s able to carry out a plan to threaten to cut someone else with a knife unless she allows him to

He didn't realize the toilet paper was perforated into sheets, and was just going to cut off some.

I am really wondering if he has some developmental syndrome issue. He was at a house party with his mom in attendance, everyone else was much older than him. This is a really weird rape story.

Before we pile on, are we sure this guy doesn’t have special needs?

... why would you bring a knife into the bathroom just because? Was he planning to, perhaps, julienne some carrots while he was in there? Mince some onions? Cut some tile he was planning to lay?

I haven’t seen a snoz that big since the Dwarves in the last Warcraft movie trailer.

If I were a better person, I’d feel sad that even the attempt was even made and relief it was prevented.

First: I’m glad she was smarter than this dumbass Jimmy Durante, and that she made it safely to the room and got help. Second: Who plastered his face with that fake nose?

19? He must have a lot of city miles on him.

Let’s just say I designed my own setup, and lasers are involved.

Where are you finding this higher quality material? I’m just getting cloudy cubic zirconia.

A former co-worker tried to claim that Jezebel was “a radical feminist blog” and I laughed in his face super hard.

Branding! Feminism has apparently been rebranded as MISANDRY. If you aren’t barefoot, pregnant and happy to be used as a broodmare you must be an unhappy man hater! Also, this episode was ghost written by Jeremy Renner. ;)

Why is Jezebel associated with man-hating in pop culture? I’ve been coming here daily for four or five years and have never felt that, nor have I ever felt that my (infrequent) contributions to comment sections were unwelcome and I’m a cisgender, heterosexual, white man.