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somethingnotsowitty

My racist grandmother called black men “nigger men” and apparently when I was 9 she didn’t talk to me for MONTHS because I basically shut her down something to the tune of “that’s racist and we don’t say that word.”

I don’t think anyone’s been insulted by being called a mick in about 75 years. You wanna see a white man get all pissed by a label? Call him a racist.

This was apparently Azealia Banks’s defense. “I was being racist to remind Zayn he’s brown.” Because he can’t look in a mirror?


Actually, I was underwhelmed. The offensive guy in the bar would say “Nips and Gooks.” He’s even a shitty racist.

In Rep King’s case, I’d say “the fat fuck at the end of the bar”, not Mick.

“ I was quoting the guy at the end of the bar who needlessly offends...

velvet burnout slip dresses the dELiA*s catalog sold around prom time in the 90s

She’s reminding me of a young Cathy Moriarty here.

Omg I remember those. Had one in purple.

Wait, there are awards that aren’t made up? I always thought awards were transcendent objects that existed before time.

It reminds me of those velvet burnout slip dresses the dELiA*s catalog sold around prom time in the 90s.

Well, I see Fashion has made it back around to 1996.

Debbie Harry did everything better.

She’s had so many hits already that I think we’ll keep hearing about her for a while. “22" has already become an anthem for countless people on their 22nd birthdays... “Shake It Off” has that same kind of easy timelessness. They’re both catchy as hell and quotable. That’s an assumption on my end though, not saying

I think we’ll be hearing about her for a long time. She writes her own music so even if people grew tired of her, other artists could sing songs she wrote for them.

“Looked like some chicken droppings were on it. It was very dirty. I had to have it.”

I’m never going have anything on Kinja better than that! Bravo!

I don’t like it, but as a potter, I DO think she was doing good work for a high school student.

...Holy shit.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.