That is one SCARY east coast of the state!

Came here to post this.

You know what? You’re absolutely right. She has beautiful hair.

Her hair is really shiny tho

Also, don’t fucking wear sleeves if you are not planning to put your arms in them. They should not hang from shoulders.

THANK YOU. I hate “plain vanilla” as an insult. It’s the best flavor!

she is unsalted, unbuttered boiled potatoes.

Everything about this woman is boring. I can’t even say she’s vanilla, because vanilla is actually delicious.

My body wants queso and chips and queso and fries and nacos (not a typo) and brie and other things incubating baby prolly shouldn’t eat...like sushi and steak tartare.

AVOCADOS ARE ROUGHAGE.

Apparently my body wants to eat a massage. And the adorable Lebanese techie, madly typing in a coffee shop, down the street.

Look, Yoko, I can’t only eat avocado cheeseburgers with truffle fries. I need some roughage in there, even if my body isn’t asking for it.

Why is Dean Cain using plates in a pattern I imagine feeling at home on the set of the Golden Girls?

My guess would be a) women commit less violent crime in general and b) those crimes tend to be against people they know so they’re usually not a danger to the general public and c) the FBI doesn’t think women in general are dangerous. So all of the above.

Bit of both I’d say. Women commit fewer violent crimes in general, but when we do and are prosecuted, we also tend to get significantly lighter sentences. (“We” as in women, not “we” as in violent criminals. I’m all talk.)

This sounds really good, but, seriously, her tattoo is amazing.

Ha! I went back and reread it yesterday after posting the link in this thread. It was certainly as traumatizing as I remember.

Finally I get to share my story publicly in a setting where people WANT to hear it!!! In December 2014, I started having really massive stomach cramps. I thought perhaps I had eaten something bad, or was PMSing, but these cramps were constant. I couldn’t sleep, I stopped being able to eat. I couldn’t stand up…