Clearly I'm a chronic mastorbator. I love brown rice.

Oh, God! And the semen! *dry heaves* Nope.

Well. I think this cements it for me. I'm *NEVER* going to the beach again. All those times that salty water went up my nose... Nope. Just. Nope.

Just because a look is accepted by African-American youth doesn't mean it has to be accepted by society or by the school board as a look appropriate for school. That's a double standard. A male student can walk around with his pants below his butt and his boxers hanging out, but a girl student gets called a skank for…

Well, I can't answer for C.A. Pinkham, but I only check the Jezebel page. I often come across

TLC presents What Not to Wear Birthday Suit edition.

And that would explain why I have no clue who he is; I don't watch the news. Thank you for clearing that up for me!

I must now be one of the olds. Who is this David Muir?

Well, that's a given.

On a side note, do you think it would be out-of-bounds at all if I punched my husband in the face for asking me if I bled out all of my self-esteem during my last period because I got pissed off at him for calling my totally awesome 13 year old a sociopath for spending time in her room (to avoid him)?

I love your name.

I was working at a school for kids with emotional and/or behavioral problems. A lot of chasing after kids who run out of the classroom, restraint holds, getting beat up, etc. But I also bonded with a few of the kids there. I feel like I made a difference, albeit a small one.

Unfortunately, police reports are public record and apparently contain SSNs.

I'm totes crying right now. I saw the million bazillion posts on Facebook last night, reposted a couple about the suicide hotline, and I was fine. Sad, bit fine. Until I saw the damn post of the damn lamp from damn Aladdin posted by Disney. Then came the waterworks. I can't stop it.

That's a damn shame and one of the cons of living in a red state, I guess. I'm from Florida and one (very few) good things about Florida is the way WIC and SNAP are run. You go to the WIC office, and sure, you might be there for 4 hours, but you get your checks (well, now it's a card) the same day. With SNAP, they…

There's no reason for that to happen though; WIC pays for like 8 cans of formula/month. Then baby food, bread, cereal, fruits & veggies, eggs, peanut butter or beans until the child turns 5 if they need it.

Seriously. Clearly he's not buying feminine hygiene products for himself.

Aaaaahhhhh!!!! The Crypt Keeper!! Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

Idk. I'm

Shrayber, if you weren't my favorite before (you were), you def are now. You are my fucking hero! I bow to you. I kiss your feet! *swoon*