This. So much this.

*spread eagle

Whether in the closet or out laying

First world problems.

I actu ally love my desk job. I process eligibility for a non-profit agency that subsidizes child care costs for the working poor. My boss is awesome. My co-workers are like family (when I was pregnant with my youngest child, chipped in and got my family a $300 gift card to Lowe's to buy a washing machine.)

He was diagnosed with Asperger's apparently. One of the symptoms of Asperger's is an unhealthy obsession with subjects (like Dino Dan on Nickelodeon ). Not that it's an excuse to murder a bunch of people, but it explains the "laser-like focus."

I'm sorry. I can't get it on mobile? What WAS her response?

Dramatic sob

Always with the shitty Florida references.

My almost three year old hates ketchup with a firey, rage-filled passion and refuses to eat ANYTHING on her plate if I accidentally put ketchup on. I made pasta (usually get favorite) one night and when I took the jar of pasta sauce out cabinet, she started screaming about how she hates ketchup and refused to eat it.…

I've never tried pork belly, and now I'm fairly convinced it will stay that way for the rest of my life.

Well. Now I don't feel so bad about being from the worst state ever.(Florida)

I can actually kind of understand this policy, at least as far as dreads go. Dreadlocks are easily grabbed in combat and can put a soldier in danger, regardless of gender or hairtype. Because it's the military, its a one-policy-fits-all mentality, so regardless of your job, you have to follow the code. I don't get it…

Fuck, new kinja!!! I love how he says "I WAS a nice guy." But not anymore... Skeevy.

I love st

Her legs are amazing! That was beautiful. Thank you for sharing.

Ah, Jessica Wakefield. My least favorite twin.

I hate to brag, but I started this trend with my son. He has sensory issues and refuses to let me (or anyone) cut the top of his hair. I wish I knew how to attach a pic on here.

I'm sorry. The new Kinja hates me. I don't know how I posted TWO blank replies.