Apparently they just hired a bunch of BuzzFeed leftovers who only know how to think in lists, like children. What’s worse, PIT holds this auction every year and it’s so un-newsworthy Jalopnik never bothered reporting on it in the past. 

You felt that the “traumatic family holiday” zinger wasn’t enough as a pithy photo caption, so you repeated the exact same phrase in the body of the article? Boy, this place has really gone to the dogs. 

Why would I let some bronze age desert yokel control a 5,000lb vehicle? 

You can tell from their Accent?

This isn’t a Portland bike, this a hipster from California’s idea of a Portland bike. Now a Zero kitted out with suitably sized PDW bicycle fenders or reworked as a Moto Csyz tribute would be Portland. Nike never feels truly Oregonian to me and that applies to the designers and their work. The Trek Portland bicycle…

If they find slugs in the engine, there are WAY bigger issues.

My mother didn’t call me Dreamkiller for nothing. 

Actually, 85 octane is for filling up your rental car before you drop it off at Hertz

What you have to understand about Conservatism is at its core, it is about preserving an in-group protected by the law but not bound by it, and an out-group bound by the law but not protected by it.

it could be the starting point for a project

Which means you can remember a time when blue collar workers could be newly monied.

If you’re old enough/judged responsible enough to drive a vehicle on public roads, you’re old enough/responsible enough to face adult charges for vehicular crimes.

I am not sure whether this a recent phenomenon or just a much better reported one.

I’ve never seen two FE fans in one place before. This is a new experience.

The Q50 looks good... put the crack pipe down.

You’re fucking blind if you mix a Q50 dash up with a Venza. But you write for Jalopnik so I guess that goes without saying.

This article is a subtle way of telling readers that G/O Media doesn’t provide vision coverage for their employees, right?

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

What about the second year guys? There’s this young chap called Fernando Alonso who seems promising. Maybe give the second year guys some extra seat time.