Uh.. ok, cool. Maybe you could convince a few hundred thousand more people to leave. 

Yeah, the new one looks like Seattle. The original pic was in Portland. 

That top image isn't from Seattle... it's in Portland. We still have plenty of traffic down here. 

With a little imagination, anything can be a bong. 

It’s like you read my fucking mind. As soon as I saw their new flattened logo, I thought “why bother with the letters?” Also, something about the ratio of the actual blue and white portion of the roundel to the outer border/lettering looks off to me. Like the blue and white part should be larger in diameter and more…

It’s amazing how cool a circuit can be when Hermann Tilke isn’t involved. I wish F1 ran more courses like Zandvoort and fewer like Sochi. 

Shit! I knew I was forgetting one!

I don’t know what it is... probably a crossover, but I do know that press release will feature the following words:

I actually like the Ocean. I think it looks cool, and on paper it sounds good. But that last part is the problem - on paper. If I ever see one on the road, I’ll be fucking shocked. 

When I’m in Washington for work or something, I make a point to fill up, but it makes no sense for me to make a 40 minute round trip (or 90 minutes plus in traffic depending on the time of day) up to Washington just to get gas. Plus, I only buy gas like once a month, so it’s not a big deal.

Obviously you’ve been here before.

It’s an Oregon law. Basically it boils down to a couple of things -

Personal preference on the wheels. I just don’t like the look of directional wheels. Especially when they’re not different castings, so the left and right wheels are “pointing” in different directions. It looks like the wheels on this Bentley have left and right castings, so it’s not as bad.

Facts. 

Those wheels look like they belong on a GTI (directional wheels are trash), and I really don’t like the color yellow on ANY car, but I find myself liking this a lot. Not that my opinion matters. I’m too poor to have an opinion of this thing.

It depends. You can sleep, shit, and shoot up in broad daylight anywhere you want, but god help you if you try to touch a gas pump.

You must be in NJ. Don’t try that in Oregon. 

I’d also accept “hydrocarbon distribution engineer”.

This happens a fair bit with my car as well. It’s a much bigger pain in the ass for me because I’m legally prohibited from pumping my own gas. The attendant puts the nozzle in, pulls the lever, then walks away to go help another customer... 10 seconds later, *click*... pump turns off. Then I sit there and wait for him…

A video game from 1999?