Hey man, basically everything west of the Hudson River is “flyover country” for these people, so you can’t possibly expect them to know that Macomb Township is in a completely different county than Detroit.

I buy gas probably once a month, so I don’t really worry about it too much. I generally go to the Fred Meyer Fuel Center because there’s one within a couple miles of home, and I get discounts with my rewards card, but if I’m not in that neighborhood when I need gas, then I’ll pretty much go wherever

I’m usually not a huge fan of gray/silver cars, but I love that color. I very nearly pulled the trigger on an IS in that color (Nebula Gray I think?) about a year ago.

I always have a sixer of 16oz Rainier cans in the refrigerator. I love craft beer, but living in Portland, I’m also at one of the epicenters of craft beer pretense and douchebaggery and it gets fucking tiring. Sometimes you just want a beer, and you don’t want to have to think about it.

The fact that this only has five stars (at present) is criminal.

MK6 GTI was the very first thing I thought of as well. I owned a MK6, and it was 100% reliable, never had a single issue with the exception of a CE light that popped on as a result of a torn coupler on the aftermarket Carbonio intake. That wasn’t VW’s problem (I installed it), but the dealership actually fixed it at…

I don’t think an F12 counts as a “unicorn” exactly, but I see this beauty on my street every now and then, and it catches me off guard every time.

I am kind of indifferent toward this thing. On one hand, it’s RWD, it’s got a hatch, and it looks... ok I guess. On the other hand, and I know I’m beating a dead horse here, it’s a Kia.

I refuse to fly Virgin America because of this. I once spent 5 hours on a flight from LA to Chicago with some jackfuck jabbing the touch screen behind my head. I almost murdered him.

I have two...

I know that the AF Academy is there, but I hadn’t heard about the rapists.

Don’t forget that Colorado Springs is also lousy with evangelicals, and there’s also no recreational marijuana. I try to avoid Colorado Springs whenever possible.

Look, I know it’s someone else’s project. I know it’s probably not worth $17. I also know that I don’t care.

That thing is friggin’ beautiful. Nicely done.

I found out just how true this is on my last trip to Thailand.

So, David, is it safe to assume that you took that Willy’s off his hands?

Very cool. Goodwood FOS is on my bucket list, but this looks like a really good time as well.

I think I kinda love that Escalade. I don’t know how I should feel about that.

Yeah, the deal with Mazda is great, but I’d like to see more. I think Acura/Penske is going to be running a DPi car next season, and I read that McLaren was eyeing the DPi class as well.

“Hey”? Fuck that. I refuse to let a machine address me in such a familiar manner. You work for me asshole, not the other way around.