As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.

There’s no doubt in my mind: Bill Belichick intentionally sabotaged/injured his quarterbacks because he has grown bored with regular football.

My favorite Sager and KG moment. Nothing snarky to add, Cancer sucks.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

I like to read it in the same voice that Mike Judge used for Beavis and Butthead to say “The Great Cornholio!”

well, I stole “cheeto Jesus” from the internet; I added “Great Orange” to make the Moby Dick metaphor work. :)

Sorry, this is not okay. I’m glad she’s happy, I’m glad her driver won, and I’m sure she meant no disrespect, but we do NOT write on our flag or use it as a sports banner - especially on Memorial Day weekend. That flag covered my father’s casket when what was left of him came home from Vietnam. He fought and died…

I guess I’ll be that guy...

Awkward because I had already tried the same thing with Tom Selleck. Offering up Mom was beginning to be “ my thing” and needed to be addressed.

wine.. in a cat shaped bottle.. please tell me more??

Neither does using heroin at age 15 but it implies a lot.

I missed the part where the cops knew their names at the time they aborted the rescue attempt.

If Susie, Kateland, and Madison were in that car and it hit the bottom of that pond, they’d be in the morgue just as certainly.

All choices have consequences.

he will never top Aaron’s party (come get it.)

Most MDs, myself included, would agree behind closed doors that chronic lyme, fibromyalgia, and chronic fatigue syndrome, as they are commonly diagnosed, are all different manifestations of depression. But people don’t want to hear that they’re depressed, and people get angry when you point out this truth. As the…