I’m looking forward to “Pokémon Master Baiting”, to teach young trainers how to become top notch fishermen.

Yeah, I'm interested to see if/how Nintendo addresses data and privacy concerns. When Pokemon Go launched people weren't nearly as concerned about data security as we are now, so they got away with an incredible amount of data collection (and potentially really obtrusive data collection!) without much public inquiry.…

That’ll be the Pokémon Go Plus Plus Plus.

First they made Pokemon GO to get people outside.
Next they made Pokemon Sleep to get people to get a restful night’s sleep.
I’m waiting for the Pokemon-branded version of MyFitnessPal to show up, because by god, Nintendo is going to make us goddamn nerds healthy yet.

Dear Nintendo,

No rush on a VC for your Switch customers, Nintendo.

The video game industry is healthier with more competitors, not fewer. Unless everyone just converges to PC, we’re all better off with Nintendo making hardware.

being an adult means having adult responsibilities. Some people have more responsibility and have to prioritize work/family/friends over sitting around playing games.

I’m proud of you my Faux Bravo.

I like when people say things like “as an adult with a job.” What does that mean exactly? What are you implying?

I have a full-time and a part-time job. Sometimes the part-time job grows into full-time work for a week or two at a time. I do a myriad of other things, as well. Yet I still find time to play games,…

Yeah, I have a MAJOR issue. Zelda is consuming my entire life, and I’m at risk of losing a grip to anything else I lived for before this game. So...can I, like, sue Nintendo for that?

I haven’t had any of these, fortunately, but I was wondering about the dock scratching the screen. I think about it every time I slide it down in there to charge.

You remember your gaming dreams? I’m lucky to remember my dreams for longer than 10 minuets.

I knew you were making a joke, but I still had to scroll back up just to check

Has MP become the new Half-Life 3?

If you flip the image and invert the colors you can read on the bottom right of the Switch screen: Metroid Prime 4 will be released in 2018