There needs to be an Orange poop emoji. STAT.
something-cooked
something-cooked
In related news, he will also NOT be:
Never trust someone who uses the phrase “trust me”.
i knew that he wouldn’t do it, because he said that he would.
Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.
The UK will never leave the EU.
And there’s no way Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination!
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve driven past signs in the countryside saying:Get US out of the United Nations!
Great, all the idiots who flunked history are now running the government.
But lying about it repeatedly, in person and via surrogate, puts the new president’s priorities and lack of perspective in context. He could have gone high and not addressed it at all, or he could have been petty but accurate and pointed out the enormous crowds he drew during his campaign. (He could even have said…
Today was one of those occasions that comes once, maybe twice (but definitely not thrice) in a lifetime. Gabe Newell…
Worse: It’s “The Weeknd.”
Kind of fitting for a 70-year-old who has lived a rich and sheltered life, isn’t it?
His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.
I hate Hannah and the show. The character, and Lena Dunham in general, makes my skin crawl.
The disconnect was so weird to me. Because in the Christian view babies are born without sin. And God doesn’t make mistakes. So was my baby garbage to these people? And if so, how is it that my baby is garbage but every sperm is sacred and abortion is a sin?
But don’t vilify people who believe in an afterlife. I have zero doubt that you will see your dad again in some capacity. Also that he is in a different place. Zero doubt.
My favorite fact about Denver/Colorado is they said fuck off to the 1976 Winter Games. They got the bid and everything and then just dumped it off at the goodwill when they realized what a shit sandwich they were in for. And this was in 1972.