Start buying annoying crossovers, please.

I’ve known 3 guys who have owned Berettas. During their respective Beretta ownerships, they were all cheated on. I’m not saying that there is a connection, but that’s not a gamble I’m willing to take.

Automatic CP just for this:

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It’s a concept. Not everything will make production. Breathe.

I like the flattened roof, but all other modifications in this make it look worse.

I particularly like the “best selling” drop down bar. 

I see they kept true to the K.I.S.S. philosophy. That’s the mobile site, obviously, but there’s literally nothing else on that page.  This looks like a website that should be selling me an iPhone charger.

That website legitimately looks like shit. Are you SURE it’s not a scam site? It looks like a temporary mockup they accidently went live with. What’s the difference between “add to cart” and “buy it now”? Why is there a search button? Why is there literally ZERO INFORMATION about the $1,000 they expect you to drop?…

well that’s better than “it won’t go up”, cause then the leak would be even worse.

BRO DID U KNOW VOLKSWAGEN IS EUROPEAN THATS WHY I PUT EUROPEAN PLATES ON IT

For your consideration I submit the Isuzu Vehicross

This should win the Strongest Strangest Car award hands down.  (I know people always said mine was strange)

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Saab 9-3 Sportcombi; only a little weird but uncommon enough, also safe and practical.

Tuner Crosstour is what you need, bro.

You do have to wait awhile to find that vehicle that fits your needs of, terrible gas mileage, aerodynamics, power, braking distances and price.  

yeS BECAUSE LoTTa rOOm fOr tHE GROceries, BACk tHerE.

Hummer owners need to have a smooth transition. Their rides are getting old, you know.

buT DO YoU REaLLY need A JEEp To gO to THE MalL