Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Oh, she needed a running start to plant both of her feet in his ass. Randall...WHAT???!!! The Pearson brothers were a special kind of stupid last night. How are you going to FIX YOUR FACE to talk about HAVING KIDS when we’re in couples counseling, you were drinking in the hospital , LYING about it and you are FOUR…

Maybe this is not-so-depressed-person privilege, but I admit I have a hard time understanding how a parent of a child can do this to themselves. I guess I’m lucky I don’t - do they actually feel their child is better off without them? That’s heartbreaking.

People Trump has pardoned

Real Talk. I called HU this morning and had them send my son some literature.