Would be something to see Donald Glover have the #1 movie and song in America at the same time.

So... same grade as the first? Cool. Even barely avoiding the dreaded C+ is a good sign for any superhero movie on this site.

I’m with Tina. That squirrel peeling forever ruined Fruit Roll-Ups for me.

Oh, what a glorious fucking over of Gavin Belson that was. And the fact that Jared had the ability to singlehandedly mold that assistant into an unhinged Pied Piper-obsessed slave makes me all the more terrified of him with each passing season.

I really thought they were gonna pull the ol’ dream switcheroo at the end there, but damn, shit got way darker than I thought it would. Even as a series ender, this would’ve been satisfying enough, but I’m so fucking happy another season is on the way. The more Winkler, the better!

“Fucking my daughter, hmm?”

“What’s happening? Should I be insulted?”

Better yet, Syria!

Marge getting pissed at Homer for dancing with that horny Danish bitch and telling him to leave so she can stay with the kids, only for her to instantly change her mind and forgive him when he inevitably comes back was some truly next-level half-assed writing. It’s almost impressive how well this show has mastered its…

Boy, the Schumer hate has really fucking intensified since her first hosting gig. Honestly, she was fine. Not gut-bustlingly hilarious, but she held her own better than last time. And I don’t know why, but that “faux-Honey Boo Boo” voice she made while chanting “Lock her up!” gave me a bigger laugh than anything else.

Just seeing Darkwing Duck on my screen again for the first time in years made this episode one of my favorites of the season.

The background music slowly fading away as Earn stared at the golden gun in his bag was fucking perfect. Knew that was gonna come back somewhere down the line this season. Also laughed like crazy at the end with Tracy and his “Chinese food with a side of chocolate” waiting outside the apartment. So glad Al finally cut…

Did Fox seriously just let go of three of their best sitcoms in ages? And adding insult to injury, they still haven’t fucking cancelled Ghosted and LA to Vegas? Aside from Bob’s Burgers, I’m officially done with this garbage network.

Good to know Malory cares about Cheryl just enough to not let her get raped by German Cyril. And here I was starting to think her soul died ages ago.

A singing mouse and a spot-on homage to A Clockwork Orange? This episode might have well earned its A by fucking default.

Well, fuck. That just blew all my theories out of the goddamn water. Still, Garnet and Amethyst’s reactions at the end made it all worth it.

“Adversity is a great teacher, just like cigarette burns.”

It’ll be criminal if Fox decides to cancel this show after that goddamn doozy of a cliffhanger. And with not even a proper goodbye from Jasper.

That masterfully edited sequence of Barry being haunted by the thought of Chris’ family grieving over his death was chilling to the goddamn bone. Wow, what an episode.

“Seven Nation Army” on a sitar? And after that piano cover of “Runaway”? This show is fucking killing it with its music choices.