somepeoplejustwanttowatchtheworldburner
SomePeopleJustWantToWatchtheWorldBurner
somepeoplejustwanttowatchtheworldburner

Oh man, I’ve definitely used the “I have morning sickness” excuse when I’ve been hella hungover and forced to be in public, but I am 100% stealing the “just found out I’m pregnant thing” the next time I desperately need to pee and the store insists there’s no bathroom. I am convinced there’s always a bathroom.