When Herman Franks managed the San Francisco Giants in the late 1960s, he would become exasperated whenever he tried to communicate with Japanese relief pitcher Masanori Murakami.

The 2008 movie, Sugar, pretty much had this exact scene. First of all, if you have not seen Sugar, put it on the top of your queue because its a beautifully nuanced film. The film follows a teenage boy in the DR who’s right were owned by a fictional MLB team. The team decides to promote him to the minors, which leads…

Beltran: [goes to the back of the line for the tenth straight time]

You should see the way he packs fudge.

this deal guarantees Okung good money as long as he’s healthy and playing

It SHOULD HAVE died in the grays for being a lie.

No, the flaw is thinking the audience should be unsympathetic to her desire to get the hell out of Cleveland.

I went through a weight lifting phase 3 years ago and tried pretty much all of the above (since switched to marathoning and enjoy it much more). Of them all, I hated pre-workouts the most and didn’t use more than the handful of samples I had. Always made me feel out of touch with how much weight I was lifting and felt…

If she cared about empowering women she would tell her husband not to say that Taylor Swift should have sex with him for making her famous (even tho she was winning an award when he interrupted her), and also tell him to stop slut shaming his exes (even though he’s probably had sex with just as many women as them and…

I guess no bodyshaming only applies if you’re thin and beautiful? Because the Kardashians bodyshame Rob all. the. time.

It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

Well, one would assume that this is not a “spam” like email but rather an already established chain of communication between the governing body and its athletes (read athletes and their agents/minders etc).

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

He was just trying to get back to Dogkato.

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

Exactly. This blog should be called "Moron Man." because Adequate Men already know all this shit.

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

Come on, dude. I’m poking fun. You guys aren’t shills, but it’s a little rich to claim THERE IS NO ADVERTISING GOING ON HERE, NOPE, NO SIREE when you stick a big BUY HERE button at the bottom (and, let’s not forget, “may get a small share of the sale when you purchase something through these channels”). Clearly your…

I’d argue that any positive review that included a ‘Buy Now’ button where the publishing site gets a cut pretty much is an advertisement.

They’re just ordinary people.