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I know EXACTLY how she feels.

Mark Wahlberg, the little brother of NKOTB’s Danny Wahlberg, misses Hole in One by inches.

Sure, it happens all the time. Why, I see average golfers make holes in one from 150 yards nearly every round I play. Pros do it routinely; it’s only a pitching wedge or 9 iron distance for them, so they hole out once every ten shots or so.

I bet Mark Walhberg from Ted 2 likes to hangout with former Wizards star Michael Jordan

They publish ONE article that isn’t about New York, and this comment happens.

Eddie Redmayne

BOOOOOOOO not “The Truth” true striker would have gone across the face of the keeper. Near post, is weak sauce. BOOOOO.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

The ball hit the ground. Incomplete.

No reason to get feisty. This isn't Nam

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I know this is more of a Jezebel tactic, but fuck, after multiple stories about universities giving fuck-all about rape accusations, I’m just too tapped out on anger at the moment and need to rebalance myself, so here’s a video of an awesome Jack Terrier.

Papa John’s pizza already offers the Redskins’ experience, it always makes you shit the bed.

I don’t think Cam “quit”. He’s never been soft. But I do think he hesitated a bit there.

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.

“Good year for me from unemployed to the Super Bowl!”

“For the last time, Mr. Tomsula, you are not allowed to live in Levis Stadium!”

She’s too old. We’re thinking Jennifer Lawrence or Anna Kendricks.

Dominguez: I just got your email saying you wanted to see me...what’s this all about?

something rich about a lawyer discussing overpriced things

I can’t handle losing bar trivia without often melting down and physically harming myself, so I appreciate Cam’s restraint after this.