Petchesky was supposed to write this, but he was too busy humping his TV.

That’s a cheerful story.

Sanka, ya dead?

Praise be, Lord Darwin and His good works.

I'm assuming only one twin died, the other just felt it

I don’t know why, but the word “Darwin” is stuck in my head.

wait for the jokes first before you deem them unfunny

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

Thesaurus gone wild on a Gawker property, again.

Espn on espn crime is the best

Yeah. Mohr’s a funny guy, but it’s obvious that he doesn’t care about or watch sports that much, especially outside of the Dodgers, Lakers and Jets. I quit listening to his show about 6 months after it started. Rome is better.

We need to set up a meeting with Joe and Ricky Williams.

I think USA Today is confused. They interviewed Joe Mantegna.

How do we know it wasn’t the Skechers Shape-Ups?

But her hair is covering her tits! How am I supposed to know if she’s funny or not?

Boudreaux confessed he struggled to choose. “Both teams,” he said, “have seasoned veterans.”

One of the first times I ever listened to his show was the day Lucasfilm announced that Episode II was called Attack of the Clones. For some reason I spent three hours listening to Star Wars parodies of all the show’s in-jokes.

You think hes got cte?

Could be said of a lot of “Evangelical leaders” but damn if that ain’t a great summation of the way they sling their bullshit.

Is that a pentagram on your chest or are you just happy to see your DARK LORD?