somepeoplecallmemauricecheeks
SomePeopleCallMeMauriceCheeks
somepeoplecallmemauricecheeks

Flyers fan, still bitter over Michael Leighton in game six. Blackhawks are an incredible team. The constant reconstruction of the roster around Toews and Kane over the years and it keeps working. Reminds me of the Cardinals in MLB. Also, I’m so fucking happy that Kimmo Timonen gets to retire with his name on the

In today’s cap world, and with the reality that it’s just too hard to win back to back, in a league where there is a ton of parity and those knocked out early can heal and refresh longer...

Apple is a pretty straight-laced company, so it will be the iHole.

Stephen A must hate these, because when he beats the shit out of them he can’t claim he was provoked.

I would love to hear this thing have phone sex with Stephen Hawking

It talks? No thanks, then.

You had me until “Talking.”

There was no yes option, so I’m just gonna mash my junk against the monitor.

I LIKE FUCKIN AND WOULD FUCK BOTS

Duncan Keith is an amazing iron man, but he is also a cheap shot artist.

Hawks fan here

Fair.

It is just a shame that most American sports fans aren’t watching

The Hawks always get the calls. Always.

This Final is going to be otherworldly.

Duck Dynasty.

What is remarkable about this team, I think, and what has been the case since 2009 has been that they have a remarkable difficulty level of losing. The only time I have seen them park the bus on an elimination game was in 2012, and that was after 5 straight overtime games. Every other time someone, whether it was

I can’t find any fault with this movie.

Sometimes, an NFL team gives a player and contract, and then doesn’t honor it.